Enjoy our team's carefully selected Cross the Road Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
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Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
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Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!
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Why did the coyote cross the road?
It was chasing the roadrunner.
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Why did the blue paint cross the road?
To get to the other hue.
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Why did the atheist cross the road?
He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn’t believe it until he tested his hypothesis.
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Why did the minion cross the road?
To get to his banana.
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Why did the llama cross the road?
Because it was the chicken’s day off.
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Why did the dragon cross the road?
He wanted to eat some chicken.
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Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
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Why did the medium cross the road?
To speak to the other side.
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Why did Yoda cross the road?
Because the chickens forced him to.
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Why did the tofu cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
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Why did the vegetarian cross the road?
Because she was protesting for the chicken.
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Why was the jack-o’-lantern afraid to cross the road?
He had no guts.
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Why did the vegetarian hot dog cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
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What do aliens call an American who couldn’t cross the road?
A flat Earther.
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Why did the candy bar cross the road?
Because he was choco-LATE for the bus!
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Why did the pirate cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
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Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
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