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I watched the cricket for four hours today and I finally understand it...
It uses its legs to make a noise.
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What does a cricket umpire say while practising in front of the mirror?
βIβll show myself out.β
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A young cricketer was proud of his progress as a batsman and invited his mother-in-law along to watch him play, hoping to impress her.
At the crease, he turned to the wicketkeeper and said, βIβm anxious to do well and really hit this ball. Thatβs my wifeβs mother over there.β
βDonβt be silly,β said the wicketkeeper. βYouβll never hit her from here.β
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A woman is giving birth and her husband rushes to the hospital to be there.
On his way, he decides to call the hospital to see how sheβs doing but he accidentally calls Lords cricket ground instead.
Someone answers and the husband asks, βHi. Howβs everything going there?β
The reply came, βWell... we have three out and hope to have the rest out by lunch. Last one was a duck.β
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I recently played in a Star Wars themed cricket match.
Every time the ball was delivered the umpire struck back.
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My wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl.
I replied that I didnβt know he played cricket.
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My wife says sheβs leaving me due to my obsession with cricket.
Iβll be honest, itβs knocked me for six.
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