Enjoy our team's carefully selected Cook Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?
He lost track of thyme.
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Why are cooks funny?
They can crack yolks.
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I tell you, my wife is a lousy cook.
After dinner, I don’t brush my teeth, I count them!
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Why was the surfer such a bad cook?
All he could handle was the microwave.
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I’m not saying I’m a bad cook.
But how long does pasta stay in the toaster?
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I had a roommate in college who was such a bad cook, his mac and cheese caught fire.
What a flaming casserole!
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My girlfriend’s such a bad cook.
She uses the smoke alarm as a timer.
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My Papa was a World War 2 Navy veteran, and he used to boast about how he saved 300+ sailors from dying from an excruciating death.
He shot the cook.
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Why did the monster put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad.
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The cook gifted his girlfriend something she would like. Guess what?
An onion ring.
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Sunday school teacher: “Tell me, Johnny. Do you say prayers before eating?”
Johnny: “No, ma’am, I don’t have to. My mom’s a good cook.”
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