Enjoy our team's carefully selected Construction Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What are a prisoner’s favorite building materials?
Steal and cement.
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What do bees use to build roads?
Nec-tar.
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I’ve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It’s a complex complex complex.
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How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs?
He logged in.
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How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.
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What job on a construction site is best suited to a skeleton?
Cranium operator.
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What is it that keeps roofing teams together?
Trussed.
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What type of construction are dogs good at?
Roofing.
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What do you call a Puerto Rican construction worker?
A renaissance man.
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How do construction workers party?
They raise the roof.
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