Enjoy our team's carefully selected Colonoscopy Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Have you heard of the golfer who opened a colonoscopy clinic?
He does 18 holes a day.
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Why did the gastroenterologist choose this specialty?
There was an opening.
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What does a doctor call a colonoscopy?
An ANALysis.
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A colonoscopy doctor walks into the bank.
He says to the banker, “I’d like to deposit a check.”
The banker says, “Sure but I’m going to need you to sign here.”
The doctor reaches into his pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer.
He then says, “Dammit, some asshole took my pen!”
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How is a colonoscopy like reading a book?
Once you reach the appendix, you’re done.
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What to do If you can’t afford healthcare in the US?
Go to the airport. They give free X-rays and mammograms, and if you mention al-Qaeda, they’ll throw in a free colonoscopy too!
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What does a colonoscopy look for?
Fartifacts.
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What did the doctor ask the composer right before his colonoscopy?
“How many movements?”
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What do you call an exploration mission to Uranus?
Colonoscopy.
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