Enjoy our team's carefully selected Clown Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Why don’t circus lions eat the clowns?
Because they taste funny.
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Some cyclists are like clowns:
They dress funny.
They don’t follow any rules.
If anything bad happens to them, everyone laughs at them.
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Did you hear about the clown car that crashed in the middle of nowhere?
There were 30 casualties.
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If you ever find yourself being attacked by a gang of clowns...
You should go straight for the juggler.
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I, for one, support these crazy killers dressing up like clowns.
It was a lot harder to see them coming when they were dressing like cops.
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Yesterday, I painted half of my face like a clown and went for a drive.
I don’t think anyone saw the funny side.
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An eight-year-old girl went to the office with her Dad on a “Take Your Kid to Workday”.
As they were walking around the office, the young girl was getting crankier and crankier, crying and sobbing.
Her father asked what was wrong with her.
As the concerned office staff gathered around, she sobbed loudly, “Daddy, where are all the clowns you said you worked with?!”
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What do you call someone dressed as a clown who falls down the stairs?
An ambulance.
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What happened to the bearded clown after he was kicked out of the circus?
He lost his stubble mode of income.
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You know what they say “Big shoes, big nose, big hands”?
Probably a clown.
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I’m a clown... and everyone nose.
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