Enjoy our team's carefully selected Cleaning Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
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A blonde was driving across several states to go visit her family. She was five hours late and her family was getting worried.
When she finally got there she explained that she had seen 10 signs that said βCLEAN RESTROOMS AHEAD...β
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Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?
Are they afraid someone will clean them?
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If you were to clean a vacuum, would you be a vacuum cleaner?
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When you clean a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner.
So if I show someone a shower, do I become a shower?
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Whenever my wife asks me to clean the kitchen, I show her funny videos until she forgets she asked.
But now she says sheβs had enough of my delaying TikToks.
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Yo daddy so bald Mr. Clean got jealous.
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Where does Kagome Higurashi clean her clothes?
Inu-Washa.
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I asked my friend if heβd bought his wife a gift for Valentineβs Day.
Heβs a bit of a chauvinist pig, so he surprised me when he replied, βYeah, Iβve got her a belt and a bag.β
I said, βThatβs very thoughtful of you. I hope she appreciates it.β
He said, βSo do I. And hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work much better now.β
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Cinderella got her name from having to clean the cinders from the fireplace.
If instead she had to make pizzas, would her name be Mozzerella?
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Iβve been going to the gym for five years now, and I still donβt have abs.
It sucks being the cleaner.
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What do you call six witches in a Jacuzzi?
A self-cleaning coven.
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Itβs cleaning day today.
Iβve already polished off a whole chocolate bar.
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Not sure if thereβs been a break-in...
...or I just need to clean up.
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A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
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My momβs sister is good at cleaning stuff, especially any stinky laundry.
We call her a deodor-aunt.
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I always wanted a life like a Disney princess.
I should have specified not the part where they are stuck at home, cleaning the whole day.
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