Enjoy our team's carefully selected Chef Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
I used to be one of those chefs who shouts and swears a lot.
But then I discovered oven mitts.
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Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?
He was making up for lost thyme.
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I got fired from my job as a chef for stealing kitchen equipment.
It’s a whisk I was willing to take.
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I hired a sushi chef.
After a couple of weeks, I asked him what his favorite roll was.
He replied, “My payroll!”
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What kind of car did the famous sushi chef drive?
A rolls rice.
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Why did the monster put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad.
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What did the salad say to the chef?
Lett-uce go!
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Why was the chef embarrassed?
He saw the salad dressing.
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What did the hipster tell his chef friend with a beard?
“You ought to shavour every bite!”
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What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back!”
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