Enjoy our team's carefully selected Cattle Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
My Ph.D. thesis was on cattle raised in the Roman city of Pompeii.
To understand it all, I had to visit the ancient mooins.
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Why doesn’t Sweden export its cattle?
It wants to keep its Stockholm.
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How do you call a cow in Ramadan?
A Mooslim.
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What’s a sheep’s favorite holy text?
The Baa-ble.
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How do bison stay fit?
They do buffalo bells at the gym.
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What do you call a bison that is good at telling lies?
Bluffalo.
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What do you call a 200-year-old Buffalo?
A bison-tennial.
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What did the buffalo say to his son just before he passed away?
Bison.
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What’s a cow’s favorite TV drama?
Graze Anatomy.
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What do you call a rampaging cow under the full moon?
Udder lunacy.
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