Enjoy our team's carefully selected Car Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
A Wolfswagon Rabbit is by far the best car you can gift a wolf.
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The attorney kept trying to sue the car dealership over their faulty vehicles.
It was a case of lemon-law.
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What kind of car does an electrician drive?
A Volts-wagon.
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Why don’t women in Arabic countries need car insurance?
Because they are already covered.
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Why did the policeman stop you on your way home last Thanksgiving?
Because you far exceeded your feed limit.
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Why one should be extra careful on the roads with Thanksgiving and Christmas around the corner?
A lot of men will be drinking and getting their wives to drive.
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What would you call a walking mosquito?
An itch-hiker.
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What’s the similarity between a fresh pair of shorts and a Bugatti bought by a shady businessman?
Both were laundered.
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What is a carnivore’s favorite bumper sticker for their car?
“I love animals. They taste great.”
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What’s Uranus’ favorite type of vehicle?
Gas-guzzler.
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What’s a car’s favorite meal?
Brake-fast.
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Why did the blueberry muffin get a ticket?
It was berry speeding!
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Did you know Teslas don’t have that new car smell?
They have more of an Elon Musk.
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Why do driving instructors make good physical therapists?
Because they can teach fine motor skills.
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What’s the difference between Tiger Woods and a NASCAR driver?
Tiger Woods plays golf for a living, but enjoys smashing up his car on his days off.
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What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball?
Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards.
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Tesla founder Elon Musk is originally from South Africa, which is strange.
You’d think he was from mad-at-gas-car.
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Having regained consciousness after a car accident, the doctor is trying to convince me that I am actually a Swedish guy and I have lost my memory.
Does he think I was Bjorn yesterday?
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I always like to keep a jar of peanut butter in the car when I travel on a busy freeway.
Just in case there’s a traffic jam.
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What is an otter’s favourite fast car?
A Furrari Testerotter. It really is a dream otter-mobile.
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What is going through a moth’s mind when it flies into a car windshield?
Its abdomen.
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What is a Mormon missionary’s favorite type of car?
A convertible.
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What is a DnD cleric’s favorite car manufacturer?
Ford, because I’ve never seen a cleric without their focus.
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What do you call a Puerto Rican without a car?
Carlos.
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What do you call a car wash that won’t wash cars anymore?
Broken.
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Where is the flu most common?
In cities with high levels of congestion.
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What kind of car did the famous sushi chef drive?
A rolls rice.
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What car does a German vegetarian drive?
A Volks-vegan.
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Broccoli looks into the trunk of his car.
He sees an extra tire and exclaims, “Oh! I have a-spar-a-gus!”
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A car salesman asked me, “What are you looking for in a car?”
I said, “It has to be affordable.”
He said, “I’m sorry, sir, I’ve never heard of a Ford Ibble.”
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We got our seasonal bulk in at work today and got Pumpkin Spice Motor Oil.
It’s for autumnmobiles.
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I took a road trip with my German buddy and when I accidentally dropped my hot dog out the window he swung the car around to go back and get it. . .
That’s when the whole trip really took a turn for the wurst.
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Spider-Man borrowed his mom’s car to take it out for a spin.
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Why was Spider-Man such a bad driver?
Because he was always spinning out.
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Why could Spider-man not drive a car decently even once?
Because he always confused drifting with spinning and end of in accidents.
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What do you call Spider-Man when he parks his car?
Peter PARKER.
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What do you get when you cross a red racing car, nuts, and chocolate?
A Ferrari Rocher!
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Guess what method of transportation self-driving cars use on their day off?
A human driver.
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Guess what happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
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Elon’s opening speech for the Tesla Solar Roof really got my attention...
Who knew there were thousands of hot shingles in my area?!
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CEO of Tesla invented solar-energy gathering grass!
I love the stuff. My only complaint is that it had a real e-lawn musk smell to it.
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What kind of vehicle does a mushroom drive?
A spores car!
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What happened to the guy who accidentally made his morning coffee with some Red Bull instead of water?
He got halfway to his work before realizing he had forgotten his car.
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What do you get when you cross a race car with a spud?
Crashed potatoes!
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What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
A Ford Siesta.
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