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What do you call a fasting camel?
Hump-less.
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Three soccer players—one plays for Manchester United, one for Liverpool and one for Arsenal—are lost in the desert.
They come across a dead camel and are having trouble deciding who gets what.
So the guy from Manchester says, “Well, since I’m from ManCHESTer, I’ll get the chest.
The player from Liverpool goes, “Well, in that case I'll eat the liver.
Then guy from ARSEnal says, “I’m not hungry...”
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My girlfriend asked me, “When we go to Egypt, can we go on a camel?”
I told her, “Don’t be silly. It would take ages to get there.”
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What’s the difference between me and a camel?
A camel can work all week without drinking, I can drink all week without working.
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A man and his wife are traveling in the Middle East.
An Arab approaches the husband, saying, “I’ll give you 100 camels for your woman.”
After a long silence, the husband says, “She’s not for sale.”
The indignant wife says, “What took you so long to answer?”
The husband replied, “I was trying to figure out how to get 100 camels back home.”
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Where does a camel go after he’s eaten his main course?
To the desert trolley.
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How do you serve a camel a cup of tea?
Ask them if they want one hump or two.
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Husband: “It says here, that over 5,000 camels are used to make paintbrushes each year.”
Wife: “Isn’t it amazing what they can teach camels to do nowadays?”
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A little-known fact is that Sir Lancelot raised a lot of sheep in his later years to make a living.
But once he got to Egypt he opened his own camel lot.
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What do you call a camel with three humps?
Pregnant.
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Where do you park a camel?
At the Camelot.
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How do camels hide from predators?
Camel-flage.
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