Enjoy our team's carefully selected Bone Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
How do you make a wolf laugh?
Give him a funny bone.
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My orthopedic surgeon has the bone-dacity to tell jokes during surgery.
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Why was the hip bone so calm during surgery?
Because it knew everything would be alright.
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What do you call a hip bone that’s late for surgery?
Hip-late.
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How did the hip bone feel after surgery?
Absolutely joint-ful!
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Why did the hip bone go to the coffee shop?
Because it needed a little perk-me-up after surgery.
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Never break someone’s heart, they only have one.
Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
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Three archaeologists met in a seminar.
The British said, “We dug very deep and found sculpted animal bones. This proves that my ancestors invented art.”
The German said, “We dug very deep and found a plate-size disk showing the solar system. This proves that my ancestors invented astronomy.”
The Italian said, “We dug very deep and didn’t find any wires. This proves that my ancestors invented Wi-Fi communication.”
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While admiring some dinosaur bones in the Museum of Natural History, a tourist asks the guard, “How old are they?”
The guard replies, “They are 73 million, four years, and six months old.”
“That’s a rather exact number,” says the tourist. “How do you know their age so precisely?”
“Well,” answers the guard, “The dinosaur bones were seventy-three million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago.”
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How do you make a skeleton laugh?
Tickle their funny bones.
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The skeleton didn’t mind that everyone called him a bonehead.
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What do you call a skeleton who lays around all day?
Lazy bones.
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Why did the skeleton run away?
Because a dog was after his bones.
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Why were there bones on the moon?
Because the cow didn’t make it.
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Knick-knack paddywhack, guess what that old man gave his dog?
A bone.
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