Big Head Jokes



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Big Head Jokes


β€œAll the kids make fun of me,” the boy cried to his mother, β€œThey say I have a big head.”

β€œDon’t listen to them,” his mother comforted him, β€œYou have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes.”

Boy: β€œWhere’s the shopping bag?”

Mother: β€œI haven’t got one, use your hat.”

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Your head is so big, when you try to tie your shoes, you flip over.

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Yo head is so big if it were a bowling ball, score a strike every time.

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Yo head is so big, if I shot a basket with yo head it would get stuck in the rim.

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Your head is so big that the rest of your body will never get a tan.

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Your head is so big, the airlines charge you an extra $25 to bring it aboard.

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Your head is so big that you need to be careful to stay away from needles and pins, so it doesn’t pop.

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Wow, you must have extremely strong shoulders...

To hold that absolute mega-size head up.

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Your head is so big that you got booted from the stadium for blocking the skybox views.

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As a child, a lot of kids would shove things up their noses.

Did you use a bowling ball that they never got out again?

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Your head is so big that when it rains, your body never gets wet.

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