Enjoy our team's carefully selected Beer Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What kinds of beer makes you urinate vowels?
IPAs.
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Do you know that beer makes you lean?
On walls, toilets, and refrigerators.
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Do you want to know the real reason nobody is buying Corona beer after this pandemic?
They donβt want any cases.
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How does a carpenter order 5 beers?
With 2 hands.
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Whatβs Godβs favorite beer?
Busch Light.
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What do you call a drunk medieval poet?
Shakesbeer.
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Why do one-legged people like beer?
Because itβs made with hops.
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What do root vegetables usually order at a bar?
Ginger beer.
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What do you get when you drink root beer in a square glass?
Beer!
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What does a man consider a seven-course meal?
A hot dog and a six-pack of beer.
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