Beer Puns



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Beer Puns


What kinds of beer makes you urinate vowels?

IPAs.

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Do you know that beer makes you lean?

On walls, toilets, and refrigerators.

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Do you want to know the real reason nobody is buying Corona beer after this pandemic?

They don’t want any cases.

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How does a carpenter order 5 beers?

With 2 hands.

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What’s God’s favorite beer?

Busch Light.

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What do you call a drunk medieval poet?

Shakesbeer.

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Why do one-legged people like beer?

Because it’s made with hops.

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What do root vegetables usually order at a bar?

Ginger beer.

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What do you get when you drink root beer in a square glass?

Beer!

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What does a man consider a seven-course meal?

A hot dog and a six-pack of beer.

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