Enjoy our team's carefully selected Beaver Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs?
He logged in.
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Where do bad beavers go?
They’re dammed to hell.
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Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile?
Because he was juve-niles.
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What is a beaver’s favorite rap artist?
Timber-land.
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Why don’t you ever find beavers at sea?
They don’t have much gnaw-tical experience.
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Who’s beaver’s favorite pop singer?
Justin Beaver.
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How do beavers make a bouncy dam?
They use spring water.
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What do you call it when rodents invade a beaver colony?
Hamsterdam.
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Where do beavers go to cash their paychecks?
The riverbank.
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A beaver hit a wall.
And yells out dam.
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There is a beaver in our local zoo who is quite the celebrity. His name is Clint.
Clint EatsWood.
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A beaver is eating an ice cream. He has a sour look on his face.
“I wish I’d reached the stick already,” he mumbles to himself.
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