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Why does Batman hate April Fools’ Day?
Because the Joker might be out!
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Where does The Joker get his hair done?
Arkham Hairstylum.
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I figured out the ending of Joker.
It’s the names of the people who worked on the movie.
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If Joker and Harley Quinn have a son.
The name is Joaquin.
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The new Joker went to see a doctor for his mental health, but didn’t make an appointment.
It was a Joaquin.
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When Batman is investigating a crime, the most likely explanation is that the Joker did it.
That’s Arkham’s Razor.
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I heard The Joker just accidentally killed someone.
He was convicted of involuntary man’s laughter.
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What drink does the Joker hate?
Societea.
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Why did The Joker have to sleep with his lights on?
Because he was afraid of the Dark Knight.
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Batman goes to a party. To his surprise, he sees that the Joker is there too.
“He must be up to something,” he thinks. And so he sneaks up behind him, knocks him out, and puts him in a back room.
When walks out, he sees the Joker again.
“How did he recover so quickly?” Once again he knocks him out and puts him in the back room.
Coming out a third time, he sees the Joker yet again.
“How can this be?!” Now furious, Batman confronts him, grabs him by his vest, and shouts, “What are you doing here, Joker?!”
And he replies, “I’m enjoying this Halloween party, dude!”
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My girlfriend said I’m starting to annoy her because I relate everything to Batman.
What a Joker.
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