Bath Jokes



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Bath Jokes


I asked the hairdresser if she ever gave a henna rinse.

She said, β€œNo, but I once gave a duck a bath.”

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A pig goes to the doctor with swine flu.

The doctor gives him a leaflet for a therapeutic spa and tells him to go straight there.

When he gets there, he’s instructed to lay in a shallow bath of salt and sugar.

He chuckles to himself and thinks, β€œWhat’s this supposed to do, cure me!”

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What bird is blue and is great at taking a bath?

A scrub jay.

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Why did the bat walk in her pajamas to take a bath?

Because she did not have a bat robe.

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How do elephants bathe?

With their trunks on.

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I just dropped my phone in the bath.

Now it’s syncing.

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I’ve seen a meteor shower...

But never seen a meteor take a bath.

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My friend Jim told me today that I make people very uncomfortable and have no respect for personal space.

I mean, what a thing to say to a friend. It totally ruined our bath!

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Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath?

She still hasn’t gotten all the hair off her tongue.

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What does an owl need after taking a bath?

A t-owl.

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After my wife had a stressful day at work, I drew her a bath.

She wasn’t content. I’m so upset, I even used color pencils for this.

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My mother-in-law just asked for bath stuff for her birthday.

She seemed unimpressed with the toaster I bought her.

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Patient: β€œDoctor, doctor! You told me to drink my medicine after my bath but I couldn’t manage it.”

Doctor: β€œWhy not?”

Patient: β€œWell after I drank my bath I didn’t have room for the medicine!”

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