Enjoy our team's carefully selected Basketball Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
If a jockey wears jockey shorts, and a basketball player wears basketball shorts, what kind of shorts does the President wear?
Depends.
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Why don’t dolphins play basketball?
Because there afraid of the net.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
She always ran away from the ball.
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Yo mama so fat she played basketball with the Death Star.
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What did the basketball player who loved donuts say after the match?
Let’s go to Dunkin’ Donuts for the hole food protein!
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Why do cops that play basketball like donuts the most?
Because they love to dunk them.
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I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my PlayStation.
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A first-grade teacher can’t believe her student isn’t hepped up about the Super Bowl.
“It’s a huge event. Why aren’t you excited?”
“Because I’m not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too,” says the student.
“Well, that’s a lousy reason,” says the teacher. “What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?”
“Then I’d be a football fan.”
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The computer programmer to his son: “Here, I brought you a new basketball.”
Son: “Thank you, daddy, but where is the user’s guide?”
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Why don’t fish like playing basketball?
They are terrified of nets.
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