Enjoy our team's carefully selected Baseball Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Why did the vampire strike out?
He used the wrong bat.
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What does a bookworm do during a baseball game?
Worm the bench.
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Where do Chicago worms play baseball?
Wiggly Field.
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What do you call a snail holding a baseball bat?
A slugger.
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What did the US say when England was up at bat in a baseball game?
“Europe!”
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Did you hear about the baseball player who can spot a fast-food restaurant from miles away?
He leads the league in Arby eyes.
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What is more exciting than baseball?
Acidball.
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Did you hear about Chewbacca’s first year as a major league baseball player?
It was so successful that they named him Wookie of the Year.
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Do you know where the Torah mentions baseball?
In the big inning.
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Who is the most non-acidic baseball player ever?
Al-Kaline.
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What are Pee Wee Herman’s favorite baseball teams?
The Expos and The Yankees.
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Why did Chewbacca get sent back down to play minor league baseball?
He was making too many Wookiee mistakes.
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