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Barbecue Jokes


It was hot today and when I went outside I saw a line of guys standing outside the hairdressers.

I thought to myself, β€œSuch a lovely day to have a barber queue.”

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A group chat in messenger.

Frank: β€œThe party starts at 7 pm! We’ll have a BBQ so I was wondering if anyone was vegetarian?”

Karen: β€œI am! That’s so sweet of you to ask.”

Frank removed Karen from the chat.

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Why are hamburgers so happy at barbeques?

They get to meet all their old flames.

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Why did the blonde throw her doll on the grill?

She heard it was a Barbie-que.

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Why is having a BBQ not popular in Italy?

Spaghetti keep falling through the grill.

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Nobody throws a BBQ as good as me.

My record is 21 feet.

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Why did the cow go to the BBQ restaurant?

She had her reputation at stake.

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Bob’s first day in heaven.

God: β€œYou’re about to get your wings!”

Bob: β€œLemon pepper or BBQ?”

God: β€œGet out.”

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Australian Santa: β€œWhat would you like for Christmas, little girl?”

Girl: β€œA Barbie.”

Girl wakes up to find a Broil King BBQ under the tree.

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There was no volcanic eruption in Icelandβ€”Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.

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Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?

To get another rib.

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