Enjoy our team's carefully selected Bakery Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What is the best Thanksgiving cookie?
One baked with May-flour.
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What do you call bread baked by a poet?
Poet-rye.
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What’s the difference between a fire wizard and someone who flirts with pastries?
One is a Pyromancer, the other is a pie-romancer.
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Which bakery should you go to on the Fourth of July?
The one that sells pastries with stars and stripes. The rest are just un-pastry-otic.
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I bought a chessboard cake from the baker’s today.
I took one bite and said, “It’s stale, mate.”
He seemed surprised and said, “No, mate.”
I handed it to him and said, “Check mate.”
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Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.
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The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
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How do beat cops define the word “doughnut”?
A local bakery owner who is absolutely crazy about money.
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What do cops call it when they’re called out to the local donut bakery?
Bread Alert!
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How does the German baker greet his customers?
Gluten Morgen!
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