Enjoy our team's carefully selected August Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What do you call a dog in August?
A hot dog.
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Why do cats like August month?
Because it marks the end of the dog days of summer.
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Who came after Augustus?
Septembrus.
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Friend 1: “Hey, I once went out on a super hot date!”
Friend 2: “Oh, really?”
Friend 1: “Absolutely! It was the month of August and a whopping 100 degrees outside.”
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Why does August always get upset at the calendar?
Because it knows that summer is about to “fall” apart!
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What are a school teacher’s three favorite words?
June, July, and August.
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What do you call a slow learner born at the beginning of August?
A leotard.
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“August.”
“August, who?”
“A gust of wind knocked me over!”
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Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said, “Mommy, it’s time for school!”
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What do gymnasts use to season their food in June, July, and August?
Somersault.
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