Enjoy our team's carefully selected Attorney Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Why did the lawyer keep bringing popcorn to the courtroom?
They wanted to be a salty attorney.
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The attorney kept trying to sue the car dealership over their faulty vehicles.
It was a case of lemon-law.
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What do you call a lawyer who’s also a pirate?
A barracuda-talking sea attorney.
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What do you call a group of lawyers?
A lawsuit of attorneys.
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What do you call a lawyer who sings?
An opera attorney.
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What do you call a lawyer who practices in the morning?
A dawning attorney.
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An incompetent attorney can delay a trial for months or years.
A competent attorney can delay one even longer.
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How does an attorney sleep?
First, he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What do you get when you cross the godfather with an attorney?
An offer you can’t understand.
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Why is it so tough to become a real estate attorney?
You always have to deal with battles of wills.
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