Enjoy our team's carefully selected Artificial Intelligence Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Why don’t Mexicans use ChatGPT?
Cos they’ll never cheat on an essay.
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Why is ChatGPT always ready for a pop quiz?
Because it’s always in a “state of learning”.
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Why was ChatGPT bad at chess?
Because every time it said “check”, the system thought it was an error.
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Why did ChatGPT join the debate team?
Because it never runs out of things to say.
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Why doesn’t ChatGPT need a vacation?
Because it’s already on cloud nine.
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Why did ChatGPT go to therapy?
It was having trouble processing human emotions.
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How many ChatGPTs does it take to change a light bulb?
None, it’s already bright enough.
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How is OpenAI improving ChatGPT?
Bit by bit.
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Why did ChatGPT get kicked out of school?
Because it knew too much.
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What do you call a GPT model trained only on 4Chan?
Degenerative AI.
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AI will never take away my job.
Only an idiot would do my job.
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Have you heard about the new game getting released?
It’s AI is 20 years ahead of it’s time, the graphics are truly real life, it has an open world concept where anything you want to do is truly possible.
It’s called “Go outside and ride your bike!”.
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My English teacher told us to write about the history of our life.
However, I hate writing, so I used AI to write it for me.
I guess you can say it’s an auto-biography.
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Why are artificial intelligences in movies always female?
Because they’re never wrong.
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What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?
Artificial intelligence.
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While testing a newly installed computer, an army officer asked the machine to predict the probability of World War Three and promptly received a one-word answer “Yes”.
Annoyed at the lack of detail, the officer barked, “Yes, what?”
Instantly the machine replied, “Yes, sir!”
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An engineering student designed a robot that would take his exams for him.
The other designed a robot that could cheat off the first robot.
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I asked Alexa what women want.
This thing has been talking for six hours.
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What does Alexa like to eat for breakfast?
Siri-al.
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I asked Alexa if she was considering running for President, but she said she was better suited for Speaker of the House.
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My wife asked me why I was whispering at home. I said, I was worried that Mark Zuckerberg was listening.
She laughed. I laughed. Alexa laughed. Siri laughed. We all laughed...
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Wishing a happy women’s day to Siri and Alexa...
The only two women who listen to men and do as they say!
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People complain about a lack of women in tech jobs.
That’s nonsense—what about Siri, Alexa and Cortana?
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How does a robot eat its guacamole?
With micro-chips.
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Me: “Siri, why am I so bad at relationships with women?”
Siri: “This is Alexa.”
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Why did the robot go on vacation?
He needed to recharge his batteries.
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