Enjoy our team's carefully selected Art Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?
Norman Rock Wells.
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Why did the flu go to the art exhibit?
It heard there was a lot of culture there.
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Why don’t vampire’s make good artists?
Because all they draw is blood.
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What do you call the guy who draws pictures of criminal suspects?
A con artist.
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What is the result of an art competition?
A draw.
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Did you hear about the red panda’s art exhibition?
It was panda-monium!
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What killed the painter?
He had too many strokes.
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How can an artist fill in a CV?
Drawing from experience.
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What kind of shoes do artists wear?
Sketchers.
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Today, I found out there are places that sell fake scallops made out of white fish.
There are a lot of cod artists out there.
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What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
“I love you with all my art!”
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