Enjoy our team's carefully selected Architect Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Why did the Egyptian architect go to jail?
He was caught planning a pyramid scheme.
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Bad news: The lovely architect down my street has passed away.
Good news: His coffin looks super cool.
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What’s the difference between an architect and an engineer?
If architects built all the buildings, they would fall down on their own.
If engineers built all the buildings, they’d be so ugly, we’d tear them all down.
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An American and a German architect bet who can build a skyscraper in the least amount of time.
After a month, the American mails the German, “Only 10 days and I’ll be finished.”
The German writes back, “Hah, that’s nothing. Only 10 forms left and I am allowed to start.”
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Software architects should never design high-security fences.
They’re likely to make them highly scalable.
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What’s the difference between a doctor and an architect?
An architect’s mistakes are there for the world to see, but a doctor buries their mistakes.
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Lawyer: “Everybody hates lawyers until they need one.”
Architect: “Everybody loves architects until they need one.”
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What is the perfect profession for narcissists?
Architect. Because they’ll forever be making entrances and drawing stairs.
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Ancient Egyptian architect: “Do you know how to build a pyramid?”
Ancient Egyptian builder: “Well, err yeah, up to a point.”
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