Enjoy our team's carefully selected April Fools’ Jokes. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Lenny.”
“Lenny, who?”
“Lenny know when you’re done with these April Fools’ Day jokes.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Gwen.”
“Gwen, who?”
“Gwen do you think you’re gonna prank me, let’s get it over with.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Sofa.”
“Sofa, who?”
“Sofa these have been pretty good April Fools’ jokes.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Otto.”
“Otto, who?”
“You otto know April Fools’ is on April 1.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Justin.”
“Justin, who?”
“Justin time for another April Fools’ Day prank.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Beak.”
“Beak, who?”
“Beak careful that you don’t get pranked on April Fools’ Day.”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Anita.”
“Anita, who?”
“Anita know when April Fools’ Day is.”
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Why do eggs like April Fools’ Day?
They love practical yolks.
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April Fools’ Day is a great day to pull pranks.
Except on me, if you’re smart.
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Joke’s on you, April Fools’ Day.
I can be fooled any day of the year.
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Which day is the worst to propose on?
April Fools’ Day.
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What do you call a realistic prankster?
A practical joker.
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April Fools’ Day is the favorite holiday of which animal?
The silly goose!
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What is a prankster’s favorite toy?
Silly String.
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You should know that no one understood it was an April Fools’ joke.
No one expected you to have a sense of humor.
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How is April Fools’ Day like a huge open mic night?
Millions of people go out of their way to demonstrate how unfunny they are.
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Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd.
No one fools Chuck Norris.
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April doesn’t fool Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris fools April.
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Easter this year is April Fools’ Day.
Just remember that so you don’t fall for any crazy stories like people coming back from the dead.
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Easter and April Fools’ are on the same day this year.
For efficiency, send your kids to look for eggs that you haven’t hidden.
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What did Jesus say when he rose from the dead on Easter Sunday?
“April Fool! I’m not really dead!”
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For April Fools, my girlfriend replaced my Alpha-Bits with Cheerios.
I have no words to say how angry I am.
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In the spirit of Easter, I’ve hidden eggs around the apartment.
In the spirit of April Fools, I’m not telling my roommates.
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Babies born March 31st are the easiest to prank on April Fools.
They were literally born yesterday.
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What do you call it when you prank a person on Sunday?
Sabbathtoge.
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Did you hear about the plane prank?
The twin towers fell for it.
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Why does Batman hate April Fools’ Day?
Because the Joker might be out!
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What do you call a streetcar that plays pranks on people?
A troll-ey.
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What do you call a leprechaun’s prank?
A St. Pat-trick!
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What did the mayo say after being pranked on April Fools’ Day?
“What the hellmann!”
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What happens to corny jokesters who get jailed on April Fools’ Day?
They go to the pun-itentiary.
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Why should you never play a practical joke on an egg on April Fools’ Day?
Because they might crack up.
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Why do scientists suck at pulling pranks on April 1st?
They lack the element of surprise.
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What is it called when shapes play pranks on each other?
Geometrick.
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Did you know the first Easter and the first April Fools’ Day coincided?
The founder of both was a real trickster… He faked his own death!
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Who wants a day just for fools?
When you’re surrounded by them all year.
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Howard.”
“Howard, who?”
“Howard you like to be fooled on April Fools’ Day?”
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What is a monkey’s favorite day of the year?
The first of Ape-ril.
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A man pays a visit to an old father and meets his three daughters.
He’s staying the night, and each of the girls approaches him to offer their hospitality in turn.
The first informs him her name is June because she was born in the month of June. She is an expert at fortune-telling and provides him with predictions for the future.
The second informs him that her given name is August because she was born in August. She is a doctor and performs a full physical on him.
The third informs him that her name is Maple because she was born in a nearby town. She informs him of a massive treasure hidden beneath the family stables.
After digging for an entire night, he returns empty-handed to the house, covered in dirt and animal excrement. He complains to the wise man about Maple’s deception.
The wise man replies, “Oh, you must have met April. April fools.”
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Where do you go on vacation on April 1st?
Niagara Fools.
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How do deer celebrate April Fool’s Day?
They pronk each other.
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What do you call a hammer bought on April 1st?
April tool.
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What do you call the people born in April who aren’t particularly intelligent?
April fools.
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Son: “Dad, have you seen “The Matrix”?”
Dad: “Is that the sequel to April Fools?”
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Do you know that in a couple of weeks, all gas stations are going to cut prices in half for a whole day?
April Fuels!
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Why do News Channels love April Fools’ Day?
Because it’s socially acceptable to do what they already do every day of the year.
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Beak.”
“Beak, who?”
“Beak careful that you don’t get pranked on April Fools’ Day.”
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What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fools’ prank feel?
Dismay.
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What monster plays the most April Fools’ jokes?
Prankenstein!
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“Sir, I’m going to let you off with a warning.”
“Thank you so much, office.”
“April Fool… sign here.”
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What did the first person to get April fooled say?
“Jesus! I thought you were dead!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Sue.”
“Sue, who?”
“Sue-prise! It’s April Fool!”
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In honor of the eve of April Fools’ Day, just remember that tomorrow you need to be cautious of many tweets and news reports because most of them will be lies and simply there to try and trick you. Believe nothing, and trust no one.
Just treat it like it’s any other day.
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Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a 31-day march.
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Girlfriend: “I’m sorry, babe, but I’ve cheated on you.”
Boyfriend: “I’m sorry as well, I have also cheated on you.”
Girlfriend: “April Fools’ Day!”
Boyfriend: “Mine was on 24th March.”
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The best time to propose is on April 1st.
If they say no, you can yell “April Fool!”.
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CNN made a joke article for April Fools.
Just another day in the office.
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As an April Fools’ joke, I told my SO that I was pregnant.
Sadly, she didn’t fall for it.
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What’s the worst part about April Fools?
Jokes without punchlines.
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Today is April Fools’ Day, so question everything and trust no one.
Basically, it’s Reddit Day.
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Doctor: “I’m sorry to say you’ve got lung cancer.”
Patient (tearing up): “Oh god, no!”
Doctor: “Sorry to say it because it’s not true, lol April Fool!”
Patient (angry): “What the hell?!”
Doctor: “Yeah, pranked you, the cancer’s in your pancreas.”
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April Fools’ Day.
The day, every newspaper tries to fool readers by sneaking in at least one properly researched, factually correct story.
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Forgot it’s April Fools’!
What’s the simplest way to really quickly get some friends, so I can prank them?
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I played an April Fools’ joke on my parkour team this morning.
They all fell for it.
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My colleagues took April Fools’ Day pretty seriously this year.
Over a month and a half of going into the office, and they’re all still hiding from me.
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What did the first person to get April fooled say?
“Jesus! I thought you were dead!”
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What do you say when it’s raining chickens and ducks on April Fools’ Day?
It’s fowl spring weather.
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My favorite April Fools’ Day prank is pretending I’m going to leave my couch.
On my way out.
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Who needs a day for the fools?
I’m surrounded by them all year.
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Believe nothing and trust no one this April Fools’ Day.
So it’s just like any other day.
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