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When I was a pre-teen, I watched a lot of anime, and really really wanted a katana.
So when I finally got one for my birthday, I was so happy, but I only played with it once.
And then all I wanted was grandma back.
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What anime do you get when you mix a melon and a collie?
The Melon-collie of Haruhi Suzumiya.
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What do you get when you cross a Sailor Scout with a barnyard animal?
Sailor Moo.
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Where did Vegeta go after death?
Into the Frieza.
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I’ve been watching this anime about dentists. But it’s been getting boring.
I’m a little tired of the filler episodes.
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How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, but it will take 6 episodes.
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What do Saiyans wear to the beach?
Trunks.
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What do you call a Titan who can’t swim?
Titanic.
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I think my anime jigsaw puzzle was too simple. It was...
One Piece.
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Where does Kagome Higurashi clean her clothes?
Inu-Washa.
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What’s the full name of somebody who loves Japanese animation?
Annie Maniac.
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What is a Mexican’s favorite anime?
Juan Piece.
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