Enjoy our team's carefully selected Alpaca Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
Why don’t Alpacas like singing with background music?
They prefer to sing alpacapella.
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Llama know if you don’t like these puns and alpaca my suitcase and leave!
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I am sad to leave the alpaca alone again.
Spending time with him was fun wool it lasted.
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My kid has a stuffed alpaca toy.
I call it her Dolly Llama.
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If you get kissed by an alpaca, it’s not the end of the world.
It’s the alpaca-lips.
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I got really hungry when we visited the Alpaca Farm, next time Alpaca lunch.
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What did Mario say when he saw the Alpaca?
Don’t-a worry it’s a false-a llama!
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What did the talent scout say about the juggling alpaca?
That alpaca is one of the most tailented alpacas around.
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What do you get when you cross a turtle and an alpaca?
A turtleneck sweater.
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What is an alpaca that is mixed with a dog called?
A Wool-f.
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