Enjoy our team's carefully selected Airplane Puns. Laugh yourself and share the funniest jokes with your friends!
How did the ghost get from New York to London?
British Scare-ways.
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What language do things that fly in the sky speak?
Plane English.
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Did you hear about the plane prank?
The twin towers fell for it.
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Did you hear about the pig who got sick after catching a flight?
Swine flu.
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Did you hear about the blue plane that crashed?
They said it was a skyblunder.
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Which country has the worst air force?
Turkey. None of them can fly.
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What is the propeller used for on an airplane?
Many people do not know this, but is actually for air conditioning.
If you ever get to see it when the propeller stops, the pilot suddenly starts sweating.
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On Teachers’ Day, why did the student gift his Maths teacher a flight ticket to New York City?
To visit his favorite spot, Times Square.
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A guy from Florida was suing American Airlines because an expensive piece of luggage wasn’t at baggage claim when he landed in New York.
He lost his case.
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I caught bird flu while waiting for a flight at the airport.
I have since found out it is a terminal illness.
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Which kind of donuts can fly?
The plane ones.
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