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Man tries to open a bank account.
Teller asks him, “Your name?”
“J-j-jj-hhh-on S-ss-mm-i-tthh.”
“Oh, you stutter?”
“No, my dad did, but the person, who did by birth certificate, was a complete moron!”
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Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas is a fat bank account and a slim body.
Please do not mix it up like last year.
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At the bank, I told the cashier, “I would like to open a joint account.”
He asked, “With whom?”
I answered, “With whomsoever has lots of money.”
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Someone once told me that taking money out of your savings account is stealing from your future self.
Well luckily for me my future self won’t be able to afford a lawyer to press charges against me.
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What happens after you have a beautiful girlfriend, a million-dollar car, 100 million in your bank account, several houses and a fit body?
You wake up.
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Can anyone recommend a good bank account?
Mine’s run out of money...
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Mama always said “Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.”
Well, I did it! Bank balance: 911!
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My girlfriend has an OnlyFans account and it’s doing really well.
I just have to figure out how to break the news to her.
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