Seriously, people need to stop with the National Pi Day jokes.
I’ve heard them all like 3.14 million times already.
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April Fools’ Day is a great day to pull pranks.
Except on me, if you’re smart.
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Guess what the name of my new computer processor is?
Chip.
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Anna.”
“Anna, who?”
“Anna partridge in a pear tree.”
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How is a dyslexic cow like a Buddhist monk?
Both say “ommmmmmmmm.”
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Have you heard of the band 999 Megabytes?
They’ve never had any gigs.
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How do you make an Elf on the Shelf fast?
You don’t feed her.
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Why did the disgruntled hot dog vendor quit his job?
He just didn’t relish it.
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I had to call an electrician out today after getting my finger stuck in the socket while trying to plug in my iPhone.
I can’t believe how much I was charged.
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Yo mama so dumb when she got locked in a grocery store she starved to death.
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Why do bananas use sunscreen?
So they don’t peel.
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Sunday school teacher: “Tell me, Johnny. Do you say prayers before eating?”
Johnny: “No, ma’am, I don’t have to. My mom’s a good cook.”
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Morals:
1. Money is not everything. There’s also MasterCard & Visa.
2. One should love animals. They are tasty too.
3. Save water. Drink beer.
4. Studying is healthy. So leave it for the sick.
5. Books are holy. So don’t touch them.
6. Every one should marry because happiness is not the only thing in life...
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Guess what monkeys eat in space?
Space bananas!
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Where do old bowling balls end up?
In the gutter.
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It’s hotter than sports day in Africa out there.
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I have decided to pursue my dreams... good night!
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Chuck Norris once lent his silly string to a teenager.
We now know him as Spider-Man.
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Why do coders get Halloween confused with Christmas?
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.
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I own a solar powered food maker.
It’s an apple tree.
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