Why did ChatGPT get kicked out of school?
Because it knew too much.
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Your mama’s so short that she has to look up to look down.
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What did the serial killer give his lover for Valentine’s day?
His heart! (Well, not his.)
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What do you call a noun that is very good at its job?
A pronoun.
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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly when it won the lottery?
“We’re rich and jellyous!”
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People say that I’m creative and I couldn’t agree more because I create most of my own problems.
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Are you from Paris?
Because Eiffel for you.
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I caught bird flu while waiting for a flight at the airport.
I have since found out it is a terminal illness.
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The cactus is talking to his wife.
Wife: “You’re so selfish. You have to remember that it’s cact-US.”
Cactus: “Actually, the plural of cactus is catc-I.”
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“I’m sorry,” said the clerk in flower shop, “we don’t have potted geraniums... Could you use African violets instead?”
Replied the customer sadly, “No, it was geraniums my wife told me to water while she was gone.”
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Why do blueberries get along with everyone?
They’re naturally blue-tiful.
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What do you call a unicorn’s dad?
Popcorn.
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What do you get when you cross a robot and a tractor?
A transfarmer.
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I got abducted by aliens...
I was told to do my all chores, eat my veggies, take a shower and brush my teeth.
It was then I realized I was in the mother ship.
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Did you know all sushi comes from female fish?
Otherwise, it would be called suhe.
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What’s a toilet on a Portuguese jetty called?
A porto potty.
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Two retired British Army officers are speaking.
1st officer: “Say, old chap, did I ever tell you about the time I was attacked by a Bengal tiger?”
2nd officer: “I dare say I’ve not heard that one.”
1st officer: “I decided one summer to try my hand at taking down one of the royal beasts. I hired a guide from the local village, and armed with my rifle we set out.
Several hours into the hunt and deep in a mangrove swamp, we stumbled upon fresh tracks.
It was not more than a few minutes of tracking the great beast when we heard it—a low, guttural sound from behind.
I quickly turned and as I readied my rifle, the tiger leaped from the shadows, teeth, and claws bared. Rrrraaaaaarrrrrr! I shat my pants.”
2nd officer: “Of course, you shat your pants, old chap. You were attacked by a Bengal Tiger!”
1st officer: “No, right now when I went ‘Rrrraaaaaarrrrr!’.”
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Yo mamma’s so stupid she thought Darth Maul was a place to shop.
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Three women escape from prison—a blonde and two brunettes—and to get away from the cops they hide in an abandoned farmhouse.
Inside the house, there are three sacks that the escapees crawl into when the police search the building.
One of the cops sees the sacks and yells, “There are just three burlap sacks in here!”
To which his partner replies, “Then kick them just to be sure it’s not them hiding”.
The officer goes and kicks one with a brunette in it and she yells, “MEEEYYOWW!”
The officer says, “Oh, it’s just a stupid cat in there.”
So he kicks the one with the other brunette in it and she yells, “RUUFFF RUFFF!”
The officer says, “Oh, it’s just a stupid dog!”
Then he kicks the sack with the blonde in it and she yells, “POTATOES!”
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What does Spider-Man do when he’s not fighting crime?
Web Development.
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