What do you call cheese thatβs not yours?
Nacho cheese.
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Why did the blue paint laugh at the brown paint?
Because he was blue-tiful.
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My favorite character in the wizard of oz is the scarecrow.
I mean, come on, itβs a no-brainer!
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Did you hear about McDonaldβs trying to get into the high-end steakhouse market?
It was a Big Mcsteak.
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An elephant, a giraffe and a penguin walk in to a bar.
Itβs at this point I realize that there is something wrong with my pint.
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In Canada, you are more likely to die of a kick of a moose than a terrorist attack.
Those damn moose limbs.
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My wife complained that I never take her to expensive places anymore.
So I took her to the gas station.
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Whenever autumn comes around, I like to walk around and collect the colorful leaves.
It sounds better than saying Iβm a street sweeper.
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What did the fancy bearded goat order at the cafΓ©?
A goa-tea.
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Boomer to a Millennial: βNothing in life is free.β
Also boomer to a Millennial: βThe job doesnβt pay money, but it pays you in experience.β
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Co-pilot: βWhy did you become a pilot?β
Pilot: βTo overcome my greatest fear.β
Co-pilot: βHeights?β
Pilot: βNo, dying alone.β
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You are so ugly when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
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Knock! Knock!
βWhoβs there?β
βGopher.β
βGopher, who?β
βGopher me, obviously.β
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Why do gamers hate nature?
Because itβs full of bugs.
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Who is the Easter Bunnyβs favorite movie actor?
Rabbit De Niro.
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Your hairline goes so far back, even Dora the Explorer couldnβt find it.
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What do a fine wine and Chelsea F.C. have in common?
They both spend a lot of time in the cellar, cost too much and are only enjoyed on select occasions.
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When Uranus threw a party, everyone was over the moon!
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Why is ChatGPT always ready for a pop quiz?
Because itβs always in a βstate of learningβ.
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The economyβs so bad the other day I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
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