Around 80% of all Asians who move to America get cataracts.
The remaining 20% usually buy chevrorets, rexus or rincoln. Some even get rand lover.
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Remember when you ate a kid’s meal at McDonald’s?
His parents were pissed.
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How do bulls write?
With a bullpen.
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Can you guess what the left eye said to the right eye?
Between you and I, something smells.
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What do you call a Volleyball player who hurt her knee diving for the ball?
Courtney.
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How do you keep a violin from being stolen?
Put it in a viola case.
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What does a bookworm do during a baseball game?
Worm the bench.
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Bird flu.
Bird landed.
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My son identifies as a crescent moon.
I’m worried, but my wife says it’s just a phase.
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Did you know that Uranus is the coldest place in the solar system?
So it’s safe to say the sun doesn’t shine there.
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A dragon would never explode.
But a dino might.
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What did parmesan say when it broke up with mozzarella?
“I’m sorry, I’m too mature for you.”
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I don’t like people who do not cover their mouths and noses when they sneeze.
These people make me sick.
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How advanced are the inner workings of a submarine?
It goes very deep.
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Yo mama so fat Cupid’s arrows couldn’t pierce her.
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An electrician is a bright spark who knows what’s watt.
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I don’t want to be Spider-Man, I just want to be your man.
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What is a DnD cleric’s favorite car manufacturer?
Ford, because I’ve never seen a cleric without their focus.
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What do you get when a giant steps on a house?
Mush-rooms.
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Yo momma so fat she can’t reach her back pocket.
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