Knock! Knock!
βWhoβs there?β
βBoo.β
βBoo, who?β
βDonβt cry, itβs only Tuesday!β
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Iβm still taller than your IQ.
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Your mama so old she farts dust!
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What do you call tea made with weed and koala bears?
A High Koala Tea Beverage.
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Chuck Norris speaks English, French, Spanish, Italian, and Portuguese.
At the same time in every sentence.
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Why do crypto fans love donuts?
Because theyβre decentralized.
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What does Spider-Man use when he wants to be stealthy?
The Dark Web.
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What does a philosophy student feel when they fail a module on empiricism?
Hume-iliation.
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What do the US military and a fart have in common?
Air Force.
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An onion just told me a joke.
I donβt know whether to laugh or cry.
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The universe expands because everything is trying to get as far away from Chuck Norris as possible.
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A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
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Where do you park a camel?
At the Camelot.
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Why didnβt SpongeBob hear the doorbell when he was reading his magazine?
Because he was too absorbed in his reading.
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Once, there was a man who came from Spain to America.
He couldnβt speak English, so he went to a choir and learned how to say, βMe me me me me me.β
Then he went to the store and saw a little girl say, βHe stole my dolly.β
On his way home, he went to get meat from the butcher and learned how to say, βBig butcher knife, big butcher knife.β
Then he went home and watched an air freshener commercial and learned how to say, βPlug it in, plug it in.β
Later, he went to the store, and there was a murder.
The police said, βWho killed this man?β
The foreigner said, βMe me me me me me.β
The police said, βWhy did you kill him?β
The man said, βHe stole my dolly.β
The policeman said, βWhat did you kill him with?β
The man said, βBig butcher knife, big butcher knife.β
Then they took him to jail and sentenced him to death.
The policeman said, βAny last words?β
The foreigner said, βPlug it in, plug it in.β
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My crush told me, βCome over, no ones home.β
I went over... no one was home.
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Do you know that moment in the morning right after you wake up when you feel fully rejuvenated and high in energy?
Yeah, me neither.
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How does a Gen Zβer tell a joke?
Idk bc fml lmao.
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How do Tusken Raiders cheat on their taxes?
They always single file, to hide their numbers.
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People always pick their noses, but I never did.
I have always liked the one nose that I was born with.
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