How does a robot eat its guacamole?
With micro-chips.
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What is more exciting than baseball?
Acidball.
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Minnie came out of her room after changing for a dinner party. Goofy was there.
Minnie asked, “Goofy, how do I look?”
Goofy replied, “Like everyone else, with your eyes!”
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What’s the square root of Minecraft?
There are three, actually: the potatoes, the carrots, and the beetroots.
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Wife: “I dreamed you gave me $500 for summer clothes last night. You would not spoil that dream, would you, Dear?”
Husband: “Of course not, Darling. You may keep the $500.”
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Guess what? I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high.
She seemed surprised.
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How do you make a small fortune out of horses?
Start with a large fortune.
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Why was ChatGPT bad at chess?
Because every time it said “check”, the system thought it was an error.
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Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?
Because one more, and it’d be too farty.
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Why was Jupiter disqualified from the race between the planets?
He was caught taking asteroids.
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When does a hot dog have a close shave?
At the barber-cue!
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Why did the red panda become an actor?
It had a panda-mic personality.
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What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite color?
Egg white.
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A woman told her friend, “I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor’s permission to join a fitness club and start exercising.”
She said, “So, I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But by the time I got my leotards on, the class was already over.”
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What do you call a vegetarian Viking?
Norvegan.
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How does Spider-Man communicate with all his superhero buds?
On the World Wide Web.
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“Dee was asking after you the other day.”
“Who is Dee?”
“DEEZ NUTS!”
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I’m bald and I’m going to get a head tattoo of multiple rabbits.
So from a distance it looks like hares.
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What do authors eat for breakfast?
Synonym buns.
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Today is April Fools’ Day, so question everything and trust no one.
Basically, it’s Reddit Day.
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