If two avocado are “avocados”.
Then shouldn’t three avocado be “avocatres”, and four be “avoquatro”, and five be “avocinco”?
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Why did the alien bring a gift to Uranus?
It wanted to show its appreciation for the atmosphere.
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What is messy coder’s blood group?
Type O.
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Why do ghosts make the best cheerleaders?
Because they have spirit.
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What does an avocado say to its pit?
Without you, I’m empty inside.
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My 2 year old sister’s stinky feet were smelling like cheese.
My dad was wondering what happened, so I told him that she had chee-toes.
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Did you hear how the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
He was dead lifting.
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At first, I really hated the large pimple on my nose.
But it’s grown on me.
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Did you hear about the people who were sick in June from eating bacon past its use-by date?
It was mayhem.
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What pronouns does an ambulance prefer?
Wee/woo.
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Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said, “Mommy, it’s time for school!”
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Two mushrooms were talking about politics.
One mushroom said, “I think that women shouldn’t be allowed to vote.”
The other said, “That’s a shiitake.”
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Yo mama is so fat she did the Kessel run instantly because she is on both sides of it.
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How do you identify a Santa in a classroom?
It is simple, check who’s erasing his notes when the teacher is cleaning the board.
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What’s the worst thing about having a big nose?
Birds are always perching on it!
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Why was everyone keeping their food on my friend’s head?
He had got a bowl cut!
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Some people wake up finding messages like “Good morning baby”.
I wake up with “Battery full, Remove charger”.
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What’s Uranus’ favorite type of humor?
Dark matter jokes.
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What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
Every morning you will rise and shine!
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A Redskins fan, an Eagles fan, a Cowboys fan, and a Giants fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more.
The Redskins fan insists he is the most loyal.
“This is for the Redskins!” he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain.
Not to be outdone, the Eagles fan shouts, “This is for the Eagles!” and throws himself off the mountain.
The Giants fan is next to profess his love for his team.
He yells, “This is for everyone!” and pushes the Cowboys fan off the mountain.
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