What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
Nacho cheese.
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Why did the blue paint laugh at the brown paint?
Because he was blue-tiful.
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My favorite character in the wizard of oz is the scarecrow.
I mean, come on, it’s a no-brainer!
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Did you hear about McDonald’s trying to get into the high-end steakhouse market?
It was a Big Mcsteak.
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An elephant, a giraffe and a penguin walk in to a bar.
It’s at this point I realize that there is something wrong with my pint.
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In Canada, you are more likely to die of a kick of a moose than a terrorist attack.
Those damn moose limbs.
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My wife complained that I never take her to expensive places anymore.
So I took her to the gas station.
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Whenever autumn comes around, I like to walk around and collect the colorful leaves.
It sounds better than saying I’m a street sweeper.
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What did the fancy bearded goat order at the café?
A goa-tea.
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Boomer to a Millennial: “Nothing in life is free.”
Also boomer to a Millennial: “The job doesn’t pay money, but it pays you in experience.”
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Co-pilot: “Why did you become a pilot?”
Pilot: “To overcome my greatest fear.”
Co-pilot: “Heights?”
Pilot: “No, dying alone.”
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You are so ugly when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Gopher.”
“Gopher, who?”
“Gopher me, obviously.”
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Why do gamers hate nature?
Because it’s full of bugs.
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Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor?
Rabbit De Niro.
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Your hairline goes so far back, even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
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What do a fine wine and Chelsea F.C. have in common?
They both spend a lot of time in the cellar, cost too much and are only enjoyed on select occasions.
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When Uranus threw a party, everyone was over the moon!
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Why is ChatGPT always ready for a pop quiz?
Because it’s always in a “state of learning”.
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The economy’s so bad the other day I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
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