Yo mama so scary you thought the monsters in your closet were friends.
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My boss fired me for making too many Asian jokes.
It was the end of my Korea.
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Are slugs just snails that have gone through a divorce?
“Yep, she got the house.”
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You are so fat when you walk with your friends it looks like they are orbiting you.
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My friend was a struggling artist until he decided to just do sculptures.
He made over six figures last year.
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Chuck Norris can operate a coal grill underwater.
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Yo Mama so fat when she was approaching the McDonald’s they closed due to an earthquake.
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“It’s clear,” said the teacher, “that you haven’t studied your geography. What’s your excuse?”
“Well, my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down.”
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Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as “The bomb” is not okay.
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I’d hate to be a dragon.
I’d get so angry trying to blow out my birthday candles.
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What do you call a lizard that hates Fortnite YouTubers?
An Ali-hater.
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Why did the nun become an archaeologist?
She had a knack for digging up old habits.
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Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?
Because he only had 12 followers.
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Why do MMA fighters wear skin tight shorts?
Because otherwise, they’d be boxers.
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A blonde works in a petrol station filling up cars.
One day, a spaceship with “UFO” written on the side lands next to the blonde. The blonde cheerfully fills it with fuel and the spaceship flies off.
The blonde’s boss, shocked, comes out to ask why she filled it up.
“Do you know what “UFO” stands for?” He asks.
“Of course.” She replies, “Unleaded Fuel Only.”
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If a jockey wears jockey shorts, and a basketball player wears basketball shorts, what kind of shorts does the President wear?
Depends.
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Yo daddy so hairy the Addams Family thought he was Cousin Itt.
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I just love the new Minecraft update.
It’s ground-breaking.
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Did you hear about the Mormon cat with a speech impediment?
He had nine wives.
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When we go to the beach with the kids, we use a really strong sunblock.
It’s SPF 80: You squeeze the tube, and a sweater comes out.
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