The real space question that not even NASA can answer is why do we classify Uranus as a planet and not as a black hole?
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Some people say rolling dice for stats in D&D is old-fashioned and outdated.
But I think it builds character.
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My son identifies as a crescent moon.
I’m worried, but my wife says it’s just a phase.
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What’s the difference between a doctor and a civil engineer?
A doctor kills people one at a time.
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Shibram once borrowed 100 INR from his neighbour Rambabu promising to repay on the following Sunday.
When that repayment day came, he borrowed 100 INR from another neighbour—Shyambabu—to repay Rambabu’s loan.
Next Sunday he again borrowed from Rambabu to pay Shyambabu’s loan.
This thing went on for some weeks.
Then one day Shibram called his two neighbours and explained that, “Look, for the last few weeks I’ve been taking money from one of you and giving it to the other alternately. Now it’s enough. Let me get rid of this. Why don’t you guys do it yourselves?”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Meringue.”
“Meringue, who?”
“Meringue the bell but nobody answered.”
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Why do Baby Boomers always pay by cheque?
Because they hate change.
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As a comedian, I see no point in going on stage.
They’re just going to laugh at me.
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It’s been six months since I joined the gym, and still no progress!
I’m going there in-person tomorrow to see what’s going on.
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Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
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What did one vegetarian say to the other vegetarian?
We have to stop meating like this.
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What did the avocado do at the wedding?
Make a toast.
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What does Spider-Man put in his beverages?
Just ice.
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Why did a dog enter the church in the middle of a religious mass?
Because he was a German shepherd.
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What’s one word you should never call a minion?
Normal.
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What would you name Will if he was one of the Wheelers?
Third Wheeler.
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Fact: 24 astronauts and the Wright Brothers were born in Ohio.
Something about that state makes people want to flee the Earth.
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Santa and Banta are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.
Santa: “What should we do now?”
Banta: “We’ll take 50:50.”
Santa: “What about the remaining 900?”
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It’s so cold, your false teeth chatter, and they are still in the glass.
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These days, shoes are called snickers.
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