One friend took the elevator while the other took the staircase. Guess what?
Both were raised differently.
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How does a quarter moon always feel?
Crestfallen.
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Working from home. Day 6.
Client: “No! This is unacceptable. I want to speak to one of your superiors.”
Me: “Moooom!”
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Gopher.”
“Gopher, who?”
“Gopher the balloons, it’s party time!”
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A pharmacist looks out the front of the store and sees a woman holding a bottle jumping up and down in the parking lot.
The pharmacist walks out to the parking lot and asks the woman what’s the matter.
She replies, “I saw it said “Shake Well” after I took it.”
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Why did the bearded man’s shaving product business flop?
Because of the razor-thin margins.
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Gen Z should change their name to Quaranteens.
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April doesn’t fool Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris fools April.
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What’s a tall person’s worst fear?
Ceiling fans.
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Your mama’s so short that she can play handball on the curb.
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Did you hear Elon Musk opened a storefront down at the mall?
“Space for Rent”.
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What did the shop owner say when he accidentally ordered too much chocolate and marshmallows?
We’ve got a rocky road ahead of us...
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Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?
Make them stub their toe.
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My neighbors listen to great music.
Whether they like it or not.
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Why did the watermelon go crazy?
He lost his rind.
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Eventually, the entire written English language will be taken over by emoticons.
Teenage girls will bring us back to Egyptian hieroglyphs.
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Cash.”
“Cash, who?”
“No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.”
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What do you call a guy in a plaid suit?
Check mate.
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My friend always makes fun of Uranus.
But I guess that’s just their gaslighting humor.
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Marri-Age and Old-Age
Relative: “You are getting old. You should get married now.”
Me: “Will that stop aging?”
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