A professor explained about marketing to MBA students:
You see a gorgeous girl at a party, you go to her and say “I am rich, marry me”. That’s direct marketing.
You attend a party and your friend goes to the girl to tell her “he’s rich, marry him”. That’s advertising.
The same girl at the party walks to you and says “you’re rich, do you want to marry me?”. That’s brand recognition.
You say “I’m rich, marry me” and she introduces you to her husband. That’s the demand and supply gap.
Before you say “I’m rich, marry me”, your wife arrives. That’s restriction from entering a new market.
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A hunter shoots a flying goose one day.
Proud of his hit he walks to fetch it only to see a farmer waiting for him, holding the goose.
“Sorry sir, this goose is mine. I shot it,” explains the hunter.
The farmer replies with a smirk, “But it landed on my property, so it’s mine.”
“Excuse me? You can’t just take what’s mine! Hand it over, right now!” The hunter is clearly angry.
The farmer’s grin gets bigger.
“Alright alright,” the farmer says calmingly. “Let’s settle this with a simple game we use around here to resolve an argument. The winner will keep the goose. The rules are simple. I’ll kick you in the nuts and see how much time it takes you to recover. Then you’ll do the same to me. Whoever recovers faster is the winner.”
The hunter, provoked and angry, agrees immediately.
The two get ready, the farmer kicks first. He takes a full swing and hits the hunter right between the legs.
The hunter nearly blacks out. A moment passes before he screams in agonizing pain, holding his crotch. His knees give in and he falls face-first onto the ground.
Time passes and the hunter does his best to endure the pain and get back up.
Eventually, still in pain, the hunter gets back onto his feet.
With teary eyes and a sore throat he says, “Now it’s my turn!”
The farmer looks at him smiling, shakes his head and goes, “Nah, man, It’s fine, you can have it. Here’s the goose, I didn’t want it anyway,” and walks off, laughing out loud.
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Why are donuts good at playing golf?
They always have a hole in one!
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What does Santa spend his wages on?
Jingle Bills.
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I got fired from the bomb squad today.
It’s too bad really…
I had a blast working there.
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What did the hot dog bun say to the hot dog?
Stop touching my buns!
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She left the bar because after 45 minutes, the date finally arrived, and he was a gnome.
Too little, too late.
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My fridge stopped working...
It’s not cool.
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Why did the planet Uranus stop being a musician?
It couldn’t handle the pressure of always being the butt of the band’s jokes.
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Have you heard of the golfer who opened a colonoscopy clinic?
He does 18 holes a day.
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Why do aliens not eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
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Your mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there would be some pi.
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Female monasteries are nun-profit.
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I first realized I was going bald when it started taking longer and longer for me to wash my face.
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Where can you find a pirate who has lost his wooden legs?
Right where ye left him!
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Why do some people not like a Thanksgiving joke about turkeys?
Because of fowl language.
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Pharmacist: A helper on the farm.
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What do you call a sneaky blue bean?
A navy bean.
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What do you call a man who is always sitting on the toilet?
Lou.
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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
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