I looked at the bottom of a tuna tin and it said “Best Before Date”.
I thought, “No, it isn’t.”
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Ole and Lena went fishing one day on a rented boat and were catching fish like crazy.
Lena said, “We better mark this spot so we can come back tomorrow and catch more fish.”
Ole then proceeded to mark the bottom of the boat with a large “X”.
Lena asked him what he was doing, and Ole told her he was marking the spot so they could come back to catch more fish.
Lena said, “You big dummy, how do you know we are going to get the same boat tomorrow?”
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Why did the Roblox character become a musician?
Because they wanted to compose block-sonatas.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t use OFF!
Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
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Spider-Man came all the way down here to tell me I dropped his phone number.
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How can Minecraft players avoid sunburn?
Sunblock.
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If a lion is the king of the jungle...
Then shouldn’t they call it a reignforest?
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An Australian is aboard the wrong airplane.
The flight attendant approaches them and says, “I’m so sorry. I’m not sure how this mix-up happened, but this plane is arriving in an entirely different country than your intended destination.”
The Australian says, “No way.”
The flight attendant replies, “Sweden, actually.”
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Why do MMA fighters wear skin tight shorts?
Because otherwise, they’d be boxers.
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Yo mama so fat Obi-Wan Kenobi said “That’s no moon—that’s Yo mama!”.
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What would you call a small scoop of ice cream?
A uni-cone.
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Knock! Knock!
“Who’s there?”
“Boo.”
“Boo, who?”
“Don’t cry, it’s only Tuesday!”
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I’m still taller than your IQ.
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Your mama so old she farts dust!
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A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
“Quick, jump out the window,” she says to him.
“What???” the guy says. “We’re on the 13th floor!”
She says, “Just jump, this is no time to be superstitious!”
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What do you call tea made with weed and koala bears?
A High Koala Tea Beverage.
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Chuck Norris speaks English, French, Spanish, Italian, and Portuguese.
At the same time in every sentence.
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Why do crypto fans love donuts?
Because they’re decentralized.
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My doctor warned me that constantly singing Frank Sinatra songs was bad for my health, but I just wouldn’t listen.
And now, the end is near.
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What does Spider-Man use when he wants to be stealthy?
The Dark Web.
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