If you are wondering about a peach’s favorite game.
It’s peach ball.
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How do you make any salad into a Caesar salad?
Stab it twenty-three times.
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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
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Why did the donut go to the dentist?
To get a filling.
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Where do hockey players go to get another uniform?
New Jersey.
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For back to school shopping, a kid went to a stationery shop.
Kid: “Hi, I’d like to buy a calculator.”
Staff: “That’s nice, come back when you’re ready to buy a calcu-now.”
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Guess what?
It’s morning!
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Why don’t Alpacas like singing with background music?
They prefer to sing alpacapella.
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Diet day 1:
I removed all the fattening food from my house.
It was delicious.
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You are so fat when you walk with your friends it looks like they are orbiting you.
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Yo mama’s so fat that the Kaminoans couldn’t use her as a host for clones since they couldn’t pierce her skin deep enough to draw blood.
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It’s so hot out that I baked lasagna in my mailbox.
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The Oxford comma is necessary, critical and essential.
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What did the man tell his friends who asked for his secret to preparing the turkey for Thanksgiving?
“Easy, I tell the bird he is going to die.”
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What is a Mormon missionary’s favorite type of car?
A convertible.
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I met a witch at the restaurant the other day, guess what she ordered?
Spook-eti.
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What do you call a goat with a beard?
A goatee.
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Which part of a computer is Spider-Man’s favorite?
The web cam.
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Warning!
Birthday donuts will make your clothes shrink!
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I just dropped my phone in the bath.
Now it’s syncing.
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